Dear gods

If I don't read Harry Potter in the next week, I just might kill every child in Montréal. Why did my mother pre-order it in the US? Why?? I could've read it by now like everyone else! *wrings hands and avoids teh intarwebs like the plague*

Side note: Am moving next Wednesday. Then again, it's not so much 'moving' really but just going up 1 floor. I has 3 1/2 now! My own separate bedroom yay! V. excited but the bathroom in that apartment leaves much to be desired.