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So some smartass c*!^licking mother@&*!^% decided it would be fun to copy my debit card # and pin when I was getting my new drivers' license at the SAAQ and steal $500 from my account. Got a friendly call from TD last night letting me know.

TD woman: "Hello, this is [insertname] from TD Canada Trust. I have a couple questions to ask you. Can you verify your address and date of birth please?"
Me: [verifying address and DOB]
TD woman: "Thank you. Did you withdraw $500 from an RBC ATM in Dorval just now?"
Me: "Uhhh...no? I'm sitting in my apartment..."
TD woman: "Okay, I think someone has copied your card. Do you have your card with you?"
Me: "What the....yeah it's right here."
TD woman: "Huh alright, we're going to have to suspend your account and launch an investigation...blahblahblah"
Me: OMGWTFBBQ BITCHES GONNA DIE! >:(

Got a new card an PIN today. Am sad because new card # is going to be way harder to memorize. Will get $500 back from bank in about a week. For now however, have no money and life is suck. Also vow to kill the f*!^#(* c*@^faced whore that did this.